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S.P.R.I.G.G.S.

fuck your short attention span

you are an idiot if you do not watch this from start to finish.

i chat

it's been a big week

why not light some scented candles, put a box of chablis on ice, and enjoy the soothing sounds of jonathan techno's latest joint.

something strange has happened

and now this blog has traffic! baffling...

hello moldova, i look forward to locating you on a map! i dedicate the new widget to your proud people!

keep those submissions coming, you lazy SOBs.

a few early submissions

jen (on the left)

dave (i will assume the caption that came with this photo, "political raper", was some sort of mistype)

emily

zoey

maggie

charley

steven

amanda and karin

nicole

lindsay

sasha, violet, jon

the end

halloween

i have received two submissions thus far. come on people!

my halloween was plagued by wardrobe malfunction stemming from the abnormally short torso on my chicken costume. you can imagine the discomfort, particularly you gentlemen out there.