where does the time go

one minute i am being molested at the company xmas party, and the next it is mid-march. where does the time go?

i need a job again. turns out the world might not be ready for a home shopping network that does not sell anything. who would have guessed?

also i need someone familiar with the ins and outs of german municipal and health codes.

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