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S.P.R.I.G.G.S.

fuck your short attention span

you are an idiot if you do not watch this from start to finish.

i chat

it's been a big week

why not light some scented candles, put a box of chablis on ice, and enjoy the soothing sounds of jonathan techno's latest joint.

something strange has happened

and now this blog has traffic! baffling...

hello moldova, i look forward to locating you on a map! i dedicate the new widget to your proud people!

keep those submissions coming, you lazy SOBs.

a few early submissions

jen (on the left)

dave (i will assume the caption that came with this photo, "political raper", was some sort of mistype)

emily

zoey

maggie

charley

steven

amanda and karin

nicole

lindsay

sasha, violet, jon

the end

halloween

i have received two submissions thus far. come on people!

my halloween was plagued by wardrobe malfunction stemming from the abnormally short torso on my chicken costume. you can imagine the discomfort, particularly you gentlemen out there.

joe biden is now my homeboy

i wish joe would let him get a word in. still, pretty awesome.

obama does a pull-up

if you like to look at pictures of barack obama, you will enjoy this

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politics!

i have heard a lot of people say that mccain's blatant, explicit and repeated disregard for reality would be funny were its implications not so serious. i have been reluctant to post any of the many, many examples of the shameful/shameless bullshit campaign from recent weeks, but this struck me as particularly funny despite the tragedy of it all.

correction and apologies

read the comments
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=pu15mskPJLY

my mistake, deidrababe.

more summer

i saw a kardashian today. also new pictures.

a handsome reward!

for anyone who can provide me with PROOF that the olive garden has a cooking school in tuscany. DO NOT SIMPLY SEND ME A LINK TO THEIR WEBSITE.

UPDATE: thank you zack and slabco.

where does the time go

one minute i am being molested at the company xmas party, and the next it is mid-march. where does the time go?

i need a job again. turns out the world might not be ready for a home shopping network that does not sell anything. who would have guessed?

also i need someone familiar with the ins and outs of german municipal and health codes.

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